Ilene, what were you thinking?!

Far far away, in an alternate universve, Shane had sex with Bette.

And Tina. I'm so stunned that I can't even write an article. I'm just going to let the pictures speak for themselves.

The L Word's Shane Parties With Paris Hilton

A suprise celebrity guest stunned the press when she showed up at the L Word Season Five premiere party in West Hollywood last sunday. I mean, who would expect Paris Hilton to be a fan of the worlds' biggest lesbian TV show?

She was snapped wearing a black wig, perhaps to hide from the 'razzi (because she's so camera-shy, our Paris), and dancing with L Word star Daniela Sea.

Marc Malkin's eyewitness report says that "Hilton and Moennig whispered to each other, wrapped their arms around each other, did shots, smoked cigarettes and took photos." The two certainly look quite cosy in these photos...

Apparently after the premiere party, Paris was seen leaving with Kate, and an eyewitness emailed Malkin at about 11:30 p.m, to say that Paris and Kate had been spotted "holding hands" and partying together at the lesbian night in Falcon, a popular WeHo nightclub.

We're all sick and tired of straight celebrities kissing girls for publicity, a trend that Paris is certainly not a stranger to, so is this just a celebrity reporter assuming she's doing her usual trick of getting drunk and hitting on women, or could Paris and Kate actually be close to each other?

And what of the rumours that Paris was spotted talking to L Word creator Ilene Chaiken at the party, before apparently "exchanging numbers"? “Paris wants to be on the show” Malkin's source said. Will there be a new addition to the cast next year? Watch this space...

The L Word Season Five Promo Shots

It's that time of year again: We're all eagerly awaiting the latest season of The L Word, and the tantalising promo shots are released! As I haven't even seen Season Four, posting this has been absolute torture for me...

Aw, Jenny and Shane bored at the gym...For some reason I like to imagine them as sulky teenagers at the back of the PE class...

An oddly sexy dress for Mama T...

Oh Shane, what have they done to your hair?

Although here it's a rather handy excuse for the personal trainer to get a bit more intimate...

And more bad hair! Poor Kit, she looks like one of those perky little dogs!

I was going to insert a tasteless "bench-press" joke here, but I decided not to.