Have you ever listened to a George Bush speech, laughed at his inane comments, and thought to yourself "I could do better than that!"? Well, now is your chance, with The George Bush Speech Writer!
http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.html
At first it might seem like there aren't many options availabe, but if you click on the blue tabs to the right of the word bank, there are a lot more quotes for you to use. There's also a nifty applause option to mimic the voice of the mindless masses that agree with him.
And just so you know what you're up against, here are some oratorial gems from the man himself:
"The trouble with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur"
Riiiiiiight, George.
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
Not a continent.Hell no, Africa has never been a continent, has it, George?
"We both use Colgate toothpaste."
He said that after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Camp David, Md., Feb. 23, 2001
"It is white."
And he said that after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001
Remind me why he's in charge of the most powerful nation on earth, again?
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2 comments:
heh, u know, colgate means hang yourself in Spanish? (well,'you hang you')maybe george should take some advice from his toothpaste...
Ah yes, I know what you mean, its in the reflexive, so literally translated its "you hang you", but it actually means "hang yourself", colga te . See, those two years of spanish weren't entirely wasted.
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