Jezebelle ponders the mysteries of the universe...

Dear reader (if,indeed,there are any.And if there are, could you please drop us a line to tell us you exist? Email address is at the top of the page, or just leave a comment...) Now, where was I? Oh yes, I am now going to impart some worldly wisdom. I, Jezebelle, am going to give you the answer to one of life's thusfar unanswered questions: the meaning of eyebrows! I have often wondered why we have those little arcs of hair, and today it came to me in a flash. They're so you know when to stop applying eyeshadow! It's so simple, yet it makes so much sense!