Fashion at the BRIT Awards

I read this on the net and thought "This has to be blogged." So here it is:

Compost Heap: If Tim Burton directed a remake of "Mary Poppins" with his permanently frumpy and frizzy wife Helena Bonham Carter as the titular, umbrella-wielding nanny, and there was a scene in which she must fish her young charges out of a lake crammed with taffeta-chomping piranhas, the result would look exactly like Imogen Heap at the Grammys. The Best New Artist nominee fills the calculatingly kooky void left by the once swan-swaddled Bjork by kitting herself out in an oddball Bride of Swamp Creature costume. Her bog-inspired accoutrements include a moss-sprouting mane, nonslip lily pads lifted from the bottom of her tub and a hapless frog that's hoping against hope this isn't the day when a kiss from his true love turns him back into a prince.