Thursday, 17 May 2007

"Tara's a fag-hag?" Amber Benson's new movie might be gay, but is it good?

Amber Benson, who captured our hearts as lesbian witch Tara Maclay in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, is once more in the limelight as her new movie has just been released stateside.

In Race You To The Bottom, Benson co-stars as Maggie (the role for which she won best actress honors at L.A.'s Outfest film festival), the best friend of bisexual journalist Nathan(played by Cole Williams).

Despite both being in relationships with other men, the depths of their relationship are explored, and the boundaries of their friendship tested, when Nathan is assigned to write a travel article on romantic hotspots in Napa Valley, and the film studies how their increasingly complex feelings develop.

Ms Benson seems to be carving a niche for herself in playing the straight best friend character in queer romantic comedies, such as Latter Days and the upcoming Kiss The Bride, in which she co-stars with little rich girl extraordinaire, Tori Spelling,and while it's nice to see Amber enjoy continuing success, especially in queer-themed and gay-friendly films, the word is going round that she's the best thing about Race You To The Bottom.

The New York Times bemoans the poor casting, saying that while "Ms. Benson is a lovely actress with a vulnerability that can be extremely touching...she enjoyed more chemistry with Alyson Hannigan on Buffy the Vampire Slayer than she does with Mr. [Cole] Williams."


But hey, when Amber's looking this good, who cares who's in the rest of the movie?

Tuesday, 6 March 2007

Honourable Mentions: Buffy and Angel Fanfic Recs

This is the place for me to shamelessly plug the Buffy fic that I love, and boy is there a lot of it! Later I may adapt this to make it easier to navigate, but as it is a work-in-progess I am afraid that may be a while...

As always, you're more than welcome to make comments about whether you think these recs are good, bad, or just plain ugly.Or reccommend your own favourite fics, either via the comments feature or by emailing me at allthatsbestofdarkandbrightblog@yahoo.co.uk.

Most of this is slash, and more than a bit of it is PWP, but hey, I like the sexy...


Lindsey/Riley
An unlikely couple, and normally I hate Riley-fics, but Indiscretions is so hot and so well-written that it doesn't matter.

In the summer before basic training a future Marine has an encounter with a law student, and Riley's mixture of awkwardness and need is so palpable that-well, you'll have to read it for yourself.

Not completely PWP, as there is some interesting character study and some rather nice foreshadowing of the men they will go on to become.

Quote: "Riley knew he was leaning against the door, even without visual confirmation because that’s what he was supposed to do. Just like Riley’s role in the scenario was to nervously perch on the edge of the bed like the anxious virgin that he was"



Spike/Lindsey

Looking At You is my favourite of an uconventional pairing.
Cover Art By Laura Shapiro (used with kind permission)

Lindsey goes to Sunnydale looking for Darla and finds a different blonde vampire.Ooh yeah, evil, sexy, bad-ass lawyer meets evil, sexy, bad-ass punk rock vampire.They fuck, they fight, and they bitch about Angel. Again, some nice character study and a look at Lindsey's twisted relationship with Angel.I also love the little twist in the ending that reminds that even though Spike can be hurt just like the rest of us, he's still baaaad, baby.

Quote: "Christ, just like Angelus. First he buggers you, then he hits you." I froze. "What did you say?"
Spike/Andrew
Okay, I know right now someone wants to hit me for reccing an Andrew/Spike fic,but Tucker's Brother is so good that it breaks my little heart every fucking time.
It's not set in Season Seven on their little roadtrip as you might expect, its set way back in Season Six when Spike is still messed-up over Buffy and Andrew is just messed-up over his life.
The pressure of never living up to his sibling, of being a nobody, just "Tucker's Brother", all comes pouring out onto the page.
PWP this is not.The feelings of hopelessness and self-loathing and, yes, godammit, wanting to be wanted are just so raw and sincere.Beautiful.
Bonus points for the ending that makes me want to cry.
Quote: "It makes me feel like I'm... I don't know... part of something. Like it matters if I'm around." Andrew speaks fast, the words rushing over his tongue.
"Sometimes I feel like I'm not even here. Like- like I have to make people see me or I'll just disappear."
"I get that," Spike says reflectively.
"No, you don't," Andrew snaps. "You don't know what it's like to be me."
Spike chuckles. "I *was* you."

Friday, 2 March 2007

SHINY NEW FANFICTION! The Ultimate Buffy Fanfiction Pairing List-UPDATES

A new Buffy/Lindsey site has been added A Life Less Ordinary

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Okay, after many hours, I have recoded every single link in the list, as I've finally worked out the (very simple) HTML.This means that now all links look much more professional, and the list is a bit easier to navigate.If you do find any broken links, please contact me as jezebelle@postmaster.co.uk so I fix them and keep bringing you Buffy and Angel goodness!

Today there has also been a new Lindsey/Lilah site added, Tainted Love and also two new Spangel sites Eternal Nightcap and The Clockwork Vampire

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There's been a whole raft of new additions to The Ultimate Buffy Fanfiction Pairing List due to my realisation that Lindsey Macdonald slashes perfectly.Angel, Spike, Wesley, Riley, you name it, and it works like a charm.

And for those Lost fans out there, I've even found a delicious bit of Lindsey and Sawyer! You can find it in the Lindsey section, as you can all the new updates, and as usual they're listed under both halves of the pairing, so you can check out the list below too.

Angel/Angelus
Buffy
Darla
Faith
Gunn
Lilah
Oz
Riley
Spike
Wesley
Xander

Thursday, 1 March 2007

Bratz Dolls

Look at the horror. This was part of an article on MSN news about ten women in the world who make you want to cringe. Paris Hilton, Caitlin Flanagan, Marabel Morgan and Phyllis Schlafly were among the others. This however seemed to be the most poignant when giving a view point on corruptive and de-modernising female role models.


Bratz Dollz
Many mothers worry when their daughters start to play with Barbie. The moms fear that their daughters could develop a skewed sense of body image thanks to Barbie’s unnatural proportions
But for parents worried about that, Barbie’s got nothing on the Bratz Dolls—a big head, skinny body with the lips of Angelina Jolie and overly made-up come-hither eyes. And these are dolls that girls as young as 5 years old want to play with.
For heaven’s sake, girls don’t need dolls that look like streetwalkers. The social and behavioral cues girls get from the sleazy Bratz dolls are far from empowering—at least Barbie has been a doctor and an astronaut.

It's Andrew, Jim, But Not As We Know It

Aren't I good to you guys? Two days in a row I've added a whole load of new fics to beef up the section on a pretty rare character in fic, and today it's Andrew's turn.Don't scoff folks, at least not until you've read Tucker's Brother (under Andrew or Spike). The most loveable geek also gets some action in the following categories:

Anya
Giles
Oz
Spike
Warren
Wesley
Xander

There's also a new section for Jonathan

Monday, 19 February 2007

Britney's Hair For Sale: Crass Exploitation?

Yesterday Dark And Bright reported on Britney Spear's shocking new look and out-of-control behaviour, and it seems that the singer's fragility is already being exploited.

The owner of the salon where Britney Spears shaved off her hair is selling the singer's locks for more than £500,000.

Esther Tognozzi has set up a special website for the sale and is throwing in Britney's abandoned drinks can and cigarette lighter.

Her husband, JT Tognozzi, said some of the proceeds from the sale would go to charity,
including one which supplies wigs to children with cancer, which is rather ironic, as Britney was pictured last night in a nightclub wearing a cheap-looking blonde hairpiece to cover up her shorn scalp.Apparently she stormed out of the club after the DJ played her single Hit Me Baby One More Time.Stressy much?

He also said "We still don't know why Britney chose our shop.We'll probably never know" which seems rather a stupid thing to say.Maybe because she just happened to be there at the time? Maybe because it was near the tattoo parlour she was visiting? It's not as if he was questioning why she shot herself, just why she went to their hairdressers, which hardly seems important.

A search on eBay for "Britney Spears hair" reveals dozens of supposed clumps of the popstar's tresses - some of it not even the right colour! In reference to the frauds,Mr Tognozzi said "It's pretty crazy all the frauds and stuff that's out there, They're not even in our state."

Dr Linda Papadopoulos, a psychologist who has given professional advice on Big Brother, believes that Britney may be suffering from post-natal depression,but that the singer might also be trying to make a statement along the lines of "'I've had this blonde pop princess imposed on me. You guys need to take heed now. I'm more than that, I'm different than that'."

Sunday, 18 February 2007

Not Only Is She Bald, It Was Self-Inflicted!

I reported Britney Spears' new hairdo a couple of posts ago (scroll down for pictures!) and now it's come out that she was in a San Fernando Valley hair-salon on Friday night when she grabbed an electric clipper and shaved her own head.

The salon owner, Esther Tognozzi told CNN:
"I tried to talk her out of it. I said, 'Are you sure you're not having a bad day and tomorrow you'll feel differently about it? Why don't we wait a little bit?'

"She said 'No, I absolutely want it shaved off now.' Next thing I know, she grabbed the buzzer and she went to the back of my salon and she was shaving off her own hair. "
Thats pretty impulsive.And somewhat worrying.
Over the past few months she's got divorced, been accused of being a negligent parent, partied hard with Paris Hilton, ruined her image by being photographed without knickers on four seperate occasions, got a new boyfriend, been dumped by him, checked into rehab, checked out less than twenty-four hours later, and got a new tattoo (a pair of pink and red lips on her wrist) just before she shaved her head.
Christ, she's been a busy girl! I got tired just typing that list!
According to Yahoo! News:


Professor Cary Cooper, professor of psychology and health at Lancaster University, and an expert on stress, said: "She's obviously quite a disturbed girl at the moment, she doesn't know who or what she is. She obviously needs some help, and needs somebody to take hold, because her behaviour is very erratic. I think it's a call for help. She's saying, 'I'm very confused, I'm not in control of myself at the moment, I need a fresh start, I need help'. "

He refers to the dramatic head-shaving incident thus:"To me, it's a symbolic act, saying, 'Help, I'm not altogether here' - and it's certainly drawn attention to her."

Lets hope she listens.

Saturday, 17 February 2007

Fashion at the BRIT Awards

I read this on the net and thought "This has to be blogged." So here it is:

Compost Heap: If Tim Burton directed a remake of "Mary Poppins" with his permanently frumpy and frizzy wife Helena Bonham Carter as the titular, umbrella-wielding nanny, and there was a scene in which she must fish her young charges out of a lake crammed with taffeta-chomping piranhas, the result would look exactly like Imogen Heap at the Grammys. The Best New Artist nominee fills the calculatingly kooky void left by the once swan-swaddled Bjork by kitting herself out in an oddball Bride of Swamp Creature costume. Her bog-inspired accoutrements include a moss-sprouting mane, nonslip lily pads lifted from the bottom of her tub and a hapless frog that's hoping against hope this isn't the day when a kiss from his true love turns him back into a prince.

Britney Spears Is Bald!


http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=entertainment&id=5042740
SHERMAN OAKS, February 16, 2007 - Britney Spears is back in the U.S., and she's sporting a brand new look.
Spears was photographed at the valley tattoo shop "Body and Soul" in Sherman Oaks, getting a tattoo reportedly of a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist. But the biggest change to the pop singer's style? She shaved her head bald.
Spears could be seen inside the tattoo parlor with her head fully exposed, but as she left the shop she was led by her bodyguard straight to a waiting SUV. Spears had her head covered with a hooded sweatshirt to hide her new noggin.
The sidewalk outside the shop was filled with fans, onlookers and paparazzi. Some fans that were interviewed after Spears departed declared the new look less than flattering.

Thursday, 15 February 2007

Anita Blake comics

Ok, so once again I apologise for the lack of updates.But I do have an excuse, I spent a lovely Valentines Day in London.And managed to stumble upon the Forbidden Planet megastore! It was as if I'd died and gone to geek heaven...


Whilst alternately squealing like the massive fan-girl that I am, and swooning at the array of merchandise, I came across the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter comicbook.


For those of you who have not yet heard of the Anita Blake novels, they are the trashiest, fastest-paced, sexy horror novels you will ever come across.Little plot, but lots of ultraviolence, angst, and vampire-sex.They've been described as Buffy for grown-ups (a disputable title, but then I worship at Whedon's feet) and whilst they'll never win any prizes for thought-provoking literature, the Anita-verse is an engrossing world that makes for a very fun read.


And now we can experience it in full colour! And as an added incentive, check out this promo of Anita looking tres Michelle Rodriguez.

Sunday, 11 February 2007

Buffy Fanfiction With A Twist...

Twisting The Hellmouth http://www.tthfanfic.com/ is a great Buffy fanfiction site that houses literally thousands of crossovers involving other fandoms.

Okay, so some of it is a bit shit, yes, but if you've ever thought that Spike would make a kick-ass Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher, that Anita Blake could take Buffy in a fight, or that Oz had the soul of a Jedi, there's something out there for you!

Latest Fanfiction News

There have been updates to the Buffy and Spike sections of The Ultimate Buffy Fanfiction Pairing List, with two new Spuffy sites added, and Sugar And Spike a Spike-centric site (well,duh) thats won lots of awards.

And also there has been a raz-de-maree of girlslash! And if you love femfic, you'll know how hard good girl-slash is to find.So without further ado, these sections are also updated!

Cordelia
Darla
Dawn
Drusilla
Lilah

Saturday, 10 February 2007

Look Away Now, Guys...



I find this animated diagram of a vasectomy absolutely hilarious!
All together now, "snippedy-snip!"
That is all.

Wednesday, 7 February 2007

Anne Hathaway-Secretly Gay?

Scarlet magazine's online weekly, Harlot featured this juicy tidbit in their gossip column:


"Which young Hollywood actress is a closet lesbian? She's been trying to make her image a bit racier by wearing semi-transparent dresses on the red carpet, and is rather worried that her orientation may affect her career. Who would have known the devil wears sensible shoes?"


Is that a glaring hint that the starlet in question could be The Devil Wears Prada actress Anne Hathaway? Excuse me while I pray to my big lesbian goddess in the sky (yes, Gina Gershon!) that it is so!

And judging by that dress, it is...

This article is running away with me.Originally it was just what you see above, but then I decided to do more research, and I throwed up this:

http://celebrities.netscape.com/story/2006/12/29/anne-hathaway-hangs-out-at-a-new-york-gay-bar-after-being-turned-away-at-another-club/



Well, the URL kind of gives that one away! To save you the trouble of clicking on it, the meat of the story is "Anne Hathaway spent the Friday night before Christmas living it up at a New York gay bar", which does at least go to show that even if she isn't queer, she's queer-friendly.


Although, one could say she's already proved how gay-friendly she is by playing the wife of a gay man in Brokeback Mountain (in which she gave a stellar performance, in my opinion).

All of which looked quite promising for my hopes, until I found out that her brother is gay, which explains why she might be so pro-LGBT.

But then I found this quote from The New York Post:

"This actress was always the goody goody.

She has worked hard to change that image by doing less family friendly films and making sure to wear enough see through dresses on the red carpet.

She wanted to lose the squeaky clean image to get better roles, but also to sell the idea that she was sexy and desirable to men.

She has no desire for men, just wants the world to perceive her as a sex symbol.

Everything was going according to plan until her last movie for which there were raves.

There she met another actress and love was in the air. They were inseparable for the entire shoot and even got an apartment to share.

Once filming ended, our actress decided to end the relationship for fear it would damage her career.

The new lover who has been quietly out for sometime and is quite the scene stealer thinks our actress should get smart and stop pretending and start living."



Most of this is just confirming the snippet from Harlot, but the reference to a romance with a co-star intrigued me, so I thought I would do some more digging.

Emily Blunt, Anne's co-star in The Devil Wears Prada starred in My Summer Of Love (http://imdb.com/title/tt0382189/) as a sexy, precocious young teenager who indulges in a lesbian romance, which makes her a possible candidate.

However, Heather Matarazzo (The girl Anne is hugging on the right) who appeared in both of The Princess Diaries films has a massive list of queer credentials.

She played a journalist from lesbian magazine Curve in (very) lesbian drama The L Word (double the lez!), appeared as herself in Fabulous! The Story Of Queer Cinema, has been interviewed on The Rosie O'Donnell Show, oh yeah, and her IMDb profile (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000525/bio) says that she is actually gay!

"In April 2005, she was the keynote speaker at the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network of Boston's 15th annual conference, at Brookline High School, where she described her struggle to gain acceptance of her sexuality. "It was such a burden, because I had to pretend to be this person that I wasn't.""

AND, tellingly:

"Became great friends with Anne Hathaway during the shooting of The Princess Diaries (2001). They still call each other frequently and hope to be friends for the rest of their lives."

*Jumps up and down in excitement*She could well be Anne's secret co-star lover! If indeed Anne is actually gay.But I think the facts speak for themselves.And even if she isn't gay, she is still of course a good actress and a pretty nice person.

My apologies for the sloppy structuring of this article.It was originally quite short, but the idea ran away with me.My research was throwing up so much good stuff, and I wanted to get it up as soon as possible.

Monday, 5 February 2007

Crispay Soup Chef In Art-Porn Shock!

Everyone remembers Lara Perkins, the Crispay Soup Chef who stole Dana's heart in the first season of The L Word, right ?
With her cute button-nose, sexy strawberry-blonde hair, and way with grilled vegetables, Lauren Lee Smith won our hearts and a whole legion of lesbian fans.


However, the Canadian actress is definitely not shagging girls in her new film Lie With Me.


She plays Leila "a sexually voracious young woman who connects with men through brief physical encounters."
She meets David, played by Six Feet Under's Eric Balfour at a house party and "later, as she has casual sex with a stranger just behind the house, David and his girlfriend mirror her actions in their car. Leila and David's eyes lock as they watch each other having sex with others, a courtship ritual that initiates their own sexual affair." Whoah.


Now, it may be a little disappointing that this is a het romance, but that scene sounds sexy enough to set the screen on fire! Us watching them watching each other...Voyeuristic much?



Apparently the film contains pretty much every kind of sex act imaginable, and the main stars spend about half the film naked and I'm not entirely sure, but a certain amount of the sex in the film is unsimulated.I doubt the majority is real, but Wikipedia seems pretty sure that it contains "unsimulated genital fondling".


Now that just puts me off.I'm by no means a prude, so it is just the fact that I'm used to thinking of Lauren Lee as sweet and rather innocent Lara that makes me feel unconfortable about this film?


I suppose at this point I should apologise for including all those screenshots of such a filth-fest, but I have no excuse, rather than to provide a contrast between the two roles.



The Adventures Of Emo-Boy!



I found this in Waterstones at Piccadilly, and the title just made me laugh so hard that I knew I'd have to put it on the site: "Emo Boy: Nobody Cares About Anything Anyway, So Why Don't We All Just Die?"



Here's the Amazon synopsis:

"Poor Emo Boy - he's unpopular, unloved and has no family. Not only does he need to deal with things like pondering suicide and questioning his sexual identity, but he's also got these emo super powers that only seem to bring destruction and disaster, causing everyone to hate him more than they already do."

Isn't that the ultimate emo superpower? The power to make your life even worse?

And as well as the usual poetry-writing, unrequited love, and "Nobody understands me" traumas of the average teenager:

" His first love suffers a head explosion, the football team wants him dead and he got an F in English. No wonder, he's so depressed!"

I think it sounds like a brilliant satire of the state of the nation's youth.And bloody funny.

Sunday, 4 February 2007

What A Load Of Bull...

This story is freaky, not just because the general weirdness if it, but because I practically predicted it.Somehow, during a discussion about the bizarre ingredients found in some hair products (crushed pearls, that sort of thing) I mentioned that semen might be quite good, due to the high protein content.(I have some weird converstaions, okay?)

Anyway, obviously Hari's of Chelsea has read my mind.They are now offering a forty-five minute treatment that "involves massaging a protein-rich mixture of bull semen and a plant root into the client's hair" according to the press release.And the Metro says "The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell. It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick."

I might try it...

Spice up your lovelife...

You may have noticed that there has been a slight haitus on Dark And Bright, my fault as I was in London all of Friday, and asleep most of Saturday.

However, I did find some inspiration in the form of the Agent Provocateur store in Notting Hill. Having been a fan of their website for a long time, it was great to get my mitss on the actual products! And after stealing every piece of Agent ephemeria I could get hold of, I found these:

Say hello to someone you love with a sexy e-valentine from Agent Provocateur http://www.agentprovocateur.com/valentines/main.html

Now really, what better way to seduce someone than with beautiful young women in gorgeous lingerie?

Thursday, 1 February 2007

Lacey Online!

Tammy Lynn Micheals (The L Word's Lacey and Mrs Melissa Etheridge) has her very own blog right here on Blogspot!

http://hollywoodfarmgirl.blogspot.com/

It's mostly written in Haiku form, which is...interesting.

I love how she lists Melissa Etheridge as one of her favourite musicians!

Also, I found this quote from Teen Vogue - Spring 2001, which really backs up Tammy Lynn Micheals' Dykon status:

"It was only the fourth or fifth episode of Popular, and I was in the hair-and-makeup trailer, going over my lines for the next scene."You have to lose weight," Betty ordered, rolling up the tape measure. "You've gotten very heavy, Tammy."
My jaw dropped. My heart raced. I began to sweat icicles. ...
Even though I had heard about Hollywood's obsession with thinness, I never though I'd be seeing the issue face-to-face --- especially at size 4.
So instead of dutifully striving to meet those unrealistic standards, I challenged them. I spoke to one of our producers, a woman who was visibly angry.She told me not to lose the weight and to forget Betty's remarks. Betty didn't come back after the first season. I got support. It was so great."

Tuesday, 30 January 2007

The Ultimate Buffy Fanfiction Pairing List...

Okay, I've finally done it...The Ultimate Buffy and Angel fanfiction list...

Just click on a character's name to find links of sites that house fanfic based around that character, or a 'ship for that character.
All 'ships are listed twice, once for each character, so the Warren/Andrew site Down With The Sickness appears under both Andrew and Warren.

Andrew
Angel/Angelus
Anya
Buffy
Connor
Cordelia
Darla
Dawn
Devon
Drusilla
Ethan
Faith
Fred
Giles
Mr Gordo
Gunn
Gwen
Illyria
Jonathan
Joyce
Lilah
Lindsey
Oz
Riley
Spike
Warren
Wesley
Willow
Xander






Monday, 29 January 2007

More of these weird pics!





I just think its amazing how creative these are!
lol, the last one reminds me slightly of something from the Harry Potter movies! *cough* geek *cough*

Shane In Her Pants!

I'm gonna go have some alone time...

Friday, 26 January 2007

Thursday, 25 January 2007

DO YOUR PART FOR FREEDOM!

The UK Government wishes to pass a law to prohibit discrimination in the provision of goods, services and facilities on the grounds of sexual orientation .

Which seems quite fair, I mean, after all, why should anyone be refused service because of their sexuality? That would be just as bad as racism.

However, the Catholic church is trying to bully the state about the new anti-discrimination laws.
The Catholic Church are saying if the government passes this law they'll shut down their orphanages.

So, they'd rather children and babies were homeless than living with a gay couple.(Bizzarely, they will let single straight people, and single gay people adopt,
just not gay couples)

Yeah, so, making kids homeless, thats REALLY Christian

Its like, they hate homosexuals more than they care about the welfare of babies and children.

they've got a petition on the Downing Street website with 8000 signatures

But you can do your part for freedom by signing this counter-petition http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/GSFRegs/

If the government doesn't pass this bill then they are saying that the Catholic church is above the law.

Wednesday, 24 January 2007

French Verb Table


Dragon Fruit

I ate one of these today, and for something so exotic that looks like some sort of rare flower, I was very disappointed.The inside looked like frogspawn, but it tasted like...nothing.Like eating a herbal tea, if you can image that.Weak and insipid.

Gender-bending Dragon!

A komodo dragon in Chester Zoo has given birth to five baby dragons! Not much odd about that, I hear you say, after all, that is what komodo dragons usually give birth to.

Well, Flora, the lizard in question, has never mated, or even mixed with a male lizard. Flora fertilised the eggs herself, without any male help, in a process called parthenogenesis or "virgin birth". Like Jesus!

A curator at the zoo hilariously quipped "When the first of the babies hatched, we didn't know whether to make her a cup of tea or pass her the cigars..." Funny.

And apparently the komodo dragon population is 75% male.

More about how the lizard did it here on Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis or read the whole article here on Yahoo!News, but I wouldn't bother, it's pretty short.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/24012007/80-132/komodo-dragon-proud-mum-dad-five.html

Things You THOUGHT You Knew...

I found this http://www.livescience.com/bestimg/result.php?back=myths_greatwall_china_03.jpg&cat=myths and groaned...

You know all those pub facts and talking points that get dragged out time and again.Well, some of them are actually true.And others, well, others aren't. But its kinda fun to read the myths and try and guess if they're real or fake before you find out.

I'm Fascinated with These...




They're definitely one of those 'second-glance' things.

Tuesday, 23 January 2007

The Simpsons!



This is a clip from one of my favourite simpson episodes; Homer's Phobia. Its when Homer takes Bart to a steel mill in an attempt to make him 'straight' but is confronted with a mill full of flamboyantly gay workers...oh homer, he makes me chuckle.

She's hot, but she's not THAT hot...

I came across this quite cute wallpaper that someone had constructed of the very lovely Ms Moennig.And then I read the poem.Now, you probably can't make it out on the picture, so I have typed it out (removing the author's name):

To Kate Moennig,

I would say you are the one to change the world entirely.
Looking at you, I mean, is there any man more woman than you?
Or is there any woman more man than you?

You are the one and you know it.

Someone in between genders and cannot be captured completely by either definition of them.
I am sorry for being so worldless because there is no single word in my dictionary has the capacity to hold the whole you in.

Okay, first off, pretty poem, nice wallpaper.And if you've read any of this site, you probably know that I have a slight obsession with Kate.And thats normal.What red-blooded queer girl doesn't ?
However, am I the only person who finds that poem a little bit stalkery?

Is It Just Me?












Or do these two (Brendon Urie and Kate Moennig) look remarkably similar?
I'm actually finding this quite scary...I love them both for their androgynous ways!

Monday, 22 January 2007

Severe Winds Last Week

I would like to thank Steve Taylor for the below pics of a local beach taken on the 18th.


The Wonders of Nature...



It worries me that these are on my first post...
hm, now I have a friend whose favourite analogy for *ahem* is; 'like a suitcase with clothes hanging out' can somebody please explain his reasoning?!

My Absence...

Well I could blame my lack of posts on the fact that my account's been down the last few days...but no, I'm just lazy. Ironically though, while I'd been unable to post I had loads of ideas!
So, assuming I may now be taking an active role in this blog I guess I should warn you that whatever posts I do drag up won't be much like my co-blogger's...Since I'm easily amused by oddities and am known for cynicism.
So if you hate my posts, blame Jezebelle; she made me.

Not your granny's knitting...


It's a crocheted vagina! I found it on this little site http://www.yarnivore.com/mt/archives/000839.html after I read about it in Scarlet magazine.

Isn't it cute?

Now, the obvious question is, why would anyone knit a vagina? Well, I am currently constructing one out of felt myself, and even I don't know the answer to that question...But something even weirder is the fact that people are actually buying them!

http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/
("home of the crocheted vulva and other vagina-insired goodies"!) sells vagina coin purses, tampon cases (quite a cute idea, that) and earmuffs (?!?!?).

The website's publicity reads:
"If you have ever wondered to yourself, "Gee, my life would be perfect if ONLY I had a crocheted vulva?" -- and who hasn't -- then this is the place for you. Now you can have your very own CROCHETED VULVA!"

Oh my god! I've just realised that the little internet explorer tile reads: "Crochet My Crotch: when you care enough to send to the very...strangest"

I love whoever designed that site and I want to have their babies.

Saturday, 20 January 2007

Lesbian? This just might turn you straight...

This blog on the internationally famous Sundance Film Festival http://www.imdb.com/features/sundance/2007/blog/ mentions a very bizzare addition to the festival line-up.

Called Teeth, it is about a young woman who is so innocent that she doesn't realise it's not normal to have set of teeth in your vagina.

Doesn't that sound like the most terrifying film ever?

There's more on this mythological condition, apparently know as vagina dentata here on wikipedia:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

To make this article more interesting, I decided to do a Google search for an image of vagina dentata. I really, really wish I hadn't.

Ooh, pretty sunset...


I know that pictures of sunsets are tres cliche, but I was rather pleased with this one as I think that it looks quite professional

Just Jack-Starz In Their Eyes

I am currently loving this song. It's just such a cool little take on the music industry and our culture's celebrity obsession in general.

Friday, 19 January 2007

New Buffy Season Eight!

Whoah.Is that not the ultimate in gothicky magical Willowsex? But even more exciting that everyone's favourite gay witch in a backless black dress is the fact that there is going to be a Buffy season eight!

Well, sort of.

It's gonna be in comicbook form. But if you've ever read any of the Buffy graphic novels, you'll know that thats not a bad thing.

The Spike&Dru and Willow&Tara collections managed to show us a side of the well-loved characters that the show never got to, the untold histories and private lives that fanfiction writers have been creating for years. So hopefully we can look forward to a Buffy thats just as witty, just as action-packed, and even more fan-friendly and indepth as the original show!

For those who thought it was all over when Sunnydale disappeared into a massive hole, thats damn good news!

Official Dark Horse website: http://www.darkhorse.com/profile/profile.php?sku=14-111

Angel - Virtual Season Six!

Okay, I am so excited about this that it's hard to type.

I used to watch Angel (season two) on Channel 4, but when it got pulled, I lost interest.I'd always been more of a Buffy fan anyway.But even more than that, I'm a Spike fan.So when I heard that he was gonna be returning from the grave (again!) to star in season five of Angel, well, I just had to get my grubby paws on the dvds.But then of course, all that came to an end too.

What was I going to do without my blondie-bear? And besides missing Spike, I'd realised that Angel was a really great show.So you can imagine my elation when I stumbled upon Angel: No Limits. It's a virtual season six of Angel written by some of the best names in Buffy-verse fanfiction (Mad Poetess, anyone?).

But then, of course, came the doubts. Would it actually be any good? And even if it worked as a fic, would it compare to the show?

Well, my doubts were needless.If you were a fan of the series, you wont believe how close this comes! Plot, pacing, characterisation, dialogue, all spot-on. Even if you weren't a fan, its still damn good fic.

I haven't read all the episodes, due to time-constraints, but rest-assured, the first few are definitely out of this world.Its the closest we're ever gonna get to Angel Investigations again!

Here be the link: http://www.ats-nolimits.com/index.php

The site is really professional,and they've also done some great graphics, including the ads you see here.There's also banners, avatars,LJ icons and wallpapers.


Thursday, 18 January 2007

Shiny new chat feature!

I thought i would just point out the shiny new chat feature! Its that purple box down on the lefthand side, and it's basically a mini chatroom! So feel free to try it out and play around!

Terrorists Use Google Earth

I remember the first time I ever heard about Google Earth.It was on Christmas Day 2005, and my friend and I were discussing the infamous Area 51 in the New Mexican desert. I said, "wait a sec, if everything is on there, surely thats gonna pose some kind of security risk?"

Two years later, I've been proved right.

According to the The Daily Telegraph website:

"Terrorists attacking British bases in Basra are using aerial footage displayed by the Google Earth internet tool to pinpoint their attacks, say Army intelligence sources.

Documents seized during raids on the homes of insurgents last week uncovered print-outs from photographs taken from
Google.

The satellite photographs show in detail the buildings inside the bases and vulnerable areas such as tented accommodation, lavatory blocks and where lightly armoured Land Rovers are parked.

"This is evidence as far as we are concerned for planning terrorist attacks," aid an intelligence officer with the Royal Green Jackets battle group. "Who would otherwise have Google Earth imagery of one of our bases? "

Anyone with the internet can sign up to Google Earth and by simply typing in the name of a location they can receive very detailed imagery down to identifying types of vehicles.

The company is one of several internet outlets that buy aerial imagery, usually taken by aircraft but sometimes by satellite, from governments or mapping companies.

It is unclear how old the maps are but it is believed the Basra images were made within the past two years.


A Google spokesman said the information could be used for "good and bad" and was available to the public in many forms. "Of course we are always ready to listen to governments' requests," he said.

"We have opened channels with the military in Iraq but we are not prepared to discuss what we have discussed with them. But we do listen and we are sensitive to requests."

There have also been reports that the images are being sold to rogue militias in the market place in Basra.

The British security services are concerned that terrorists will be able to examine in detail sensitive infrastructure such as electricity stations, military basis, and their own headquarters in London."

You can read the full article here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/01/13/wgoogle13.xml

Top Eleven Lesbian Fashion Accessories

I found this article quite funny
http://www.afterellen.com/node/4520

I've no idea why there are eleven items on this list rather than the usual ten, but hey, it works(probably something to do with there being eleven items on it.)Hmm, "Top Eleven Lesbian Fashion Accessories", I can see that in next month's Vogue! It was quite funny reading it and ticking off the ones I'm guilty of...

Flannel: check (although I only wear my flannel shirt when I'm ill, or channelling the spirit of Kurt Cobain).

Guitars...I've lusted over them, but never bought one.

Motorcycle jacket:check. Black leather, cummon!

Vest, hmm, thats a waistcoat to us proper English speakers, what we call a vest is number two on the list, a ribbed tanktop.And yes I own both of these, but Kate Moss does have a similar one to me, and my ribbed tanktop is saved by being pink.Not so butch now, huh?

Tattoos, hmm, does a henna addiction count?

Oh, and ties. I do like my ties, but they've gotta be skinny! I have the basic black, and one that I just could not resist, black with hot pink slashes and the legend "girls rock!" How queercore is that?!

Tuesday, 16 January 2007

And Just Plain Wrong-Harry Potter

What would happen in the Harry Potter-verse if Voldemort won the war and the death-eaters took over Hogwarts and turned it into their own sick sex playground? Amanuensis attempts to answer this question here:http://www.amanuensis1.com/andjustplainwrong.html

I must warn you, this fic is sick and wrong on so many levels.Do not read it if you are under eighteen or offended by anything, ever.

You have been warned!

Paranoid Kitten's Fanfiction

http://dress-fic.livejournal.com has some of the best slash fanfiction that I've ever read.Her Pieces are mostly short and sweet but she has the knack of really capturing the essence of the character, and of making the most unusual pairings seem possible. JD and Dr Cox from Scrubs, anyone? It might seem completely ridiculous now, but when you've read this... dress-fic.livejournal.com/103910.html


There's a plethora of Buffy and Angel ficlets too, with some Harry Potter femslash thrown in for good measure! There's some rather nice Danish (Dana/Alice) L Word femslash too, and a bucketload of other fic from pretty much every tv series imaginable.

It's well worth checking out, especially as Paranoid Kitten is so good at writing that she can make Black Books fic worth reading.Definitely one of my favourite fanfiction writers.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Vs The L Word

http://logo-blogs.com/afterellen/2007/01/16/why-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-is-better-than-the-l-word/ pits two of my favourite shows against each other...

On the plus side, featuring Buffy and The L Word is a surefire way to get on this website!

WARNING: If you haven't seen the third season of The L Word, or you don't know why people are buying tshirts that say "Dana!? Why Not Jenny?" you probably don't want to read that article.

Monday, 15 January 2007

Lily Allen

Just a couple of pictures from a Lily Allen gig that I went to a few months back.I put them up because I wanted everyone to see the amazing dress that she's wearing!

This photo also shows off her amazing eye make-up! It's as if her eyelids are encrusted with jewels...


And here's the keyboardist from New Young Pony Club that I developed a girl-crush on.

The L Word Season Two Promo Video



This video is really quite adorable, it's a promo for Season Two of The L Word, and it just breaks my heart as Tina ignores Bette...But Carmen coming up from under the covers and snuggling with Shane is just too damn cute!

The F Word

As a young woman, and someone who has always felt "feminist", or at least liked the idea of feminism from a very early age, I decided that I wanted to know more about it,rather than just stamping the label "feminist" on my own opinions.

So I decided that I would do some research.I got "the classic feminist text" The Female Eunuch by Germaine Greer out of the library, and I got on Google.
I didn't get on very well with the book, I must say.I found it quite dry and inaccessable to me.I felt that as most of the "classic" feminist books were written in the seventies, they would not neccessarily be relevant to me now, as developments have been made, and society has changed.

My research on the net showed me that there would be no easy place to start, because once you read "The Female Eunuch" (for instance) you then have to find out about the public reaction, the critique, the backlash, and the other books that it lead to!

I felt like every attempt I would make would just lead me down more different paths, and I could easily imagine myself getting tangled up and more confused than I was before.

My sexuality also complicated the matter, what with my research on the net throwing up "the lesbian sex wars", the idea of lesbianism as a political choice, and during the AIDS crisis (as if it ever went away!) gay women being labelled "the lavender menace" by feminist societies.

So basically, I gave up.The idea of learning more about feminism and exploring my own feelings about it fell by the wayside.

I just wished that I could find "Feminism Made Easy", something that would explain things to me in a way that I could understand, and that would be relevant to a young woman like me, without seeming too militant or "angry".
Then, whilst researching something entirely different, I stumbled across [URL=http://www.thefword.org.uk/index]The F Word[/URL].

Okay, so it's not the answer to my prayers, but it is written by young British women, about topics that are relevant and easy for teenage girls such as myself to relate to.

For instance, there is an article on the lack of women artists in Kerrang! Magazine, and another on the new Tampax scented tampons.

The articles don't go on forever, are written in non-fussy, everyday language (you wont need a dictionary!) and best of all represent a lot of young womens views at this time.

Sorry for writing a bloody essay, but I think it is an interesting little site, and well worth checking out.

Sunday, 14 January 2007

Some Things You Probably Didn't Know About The L Word

Eric Mabius wasn't the original choice to play Tim.He was originally played by Scott Bairstow (pictured below).




The L Word:Welcome To Our Planet book states that Tim was originally an anthropologist, but after viewing the pilot, the Showtime executives said that they didn't like that, so the character was rewritten as a swim coach, and as Scott Bairstow wasn't very convincing due to his small frame, they recast Eric Mabius in the role.


However, http://thelwordonline.com/ states the Bairstow lost the role due to allegations of sexual assualt on a minor...Odd how they wanted to gloss over that fact...



Pam Grier's character, Kit, was written completely differently. In the first version of the pilot, she was a lesbian performance artist and videographer, and she had the chart tattooed on her back.

Is it just me, or is that idea just damn weird? The Chart, the massive, tangled web of relationships,shags and one night stands tattooed on her back?

Wannaspell-groovy site of the day!

http://wannaspell.com is a really cool little site, and the premise is really simple.You move letters around the screen in order to spell words.The catch is, so are other users! It can be very frustrating when people steal your letters, but the site is really addictive!

Friday, 12 January 2007

Fool!

The Killers, featuring Jezebelle!

Listen to this clip, and pay particular attention to the cry of undying love for Brandon right at the beginning...C'est moi!

The Killers, especially pour moi!

Dear reader, you may have seen the plethora of gorgeous photographs of The Killers live in Paris, and now I have finally got my acvt together and found some videos.Also, (ripped from a forum as I have no time to write a more detailed account) is a short description of the night...

Just got back from seeing The Killers at the Bataclan, Paris.

Brakes were supporting, at first I was a little disappointed that it wasn't Howling Bells, but the singer's attempts to communicate with the french audience were quite sweet, consisting as they did of er, it was very sunny today, beaucoup de soliel! And Porcupine Or Pineapple was a winner.

And The Killers, well, what can I say...
Just amazing.And everything I'd read about Flowers being a shy frontman was completely disproved.

We'd heard that Glamorous Indie Rock and Roll wasn't on the setlist, as they hadn't played it anywhere else on this tour.
Rather unhappy with this state of affairs, me and my mates started singing it in one of the gaps between songs.And Brandon,wonderful Brandon, looked at us, then down at the floor, then went over to his spangly keyboards and played the intro.He stopped after a minute, cos naturally the band didn't have a clue what he was doing.He went over to Ronnie and spoke to him,and this time they played it,just for us!

After the first encore (when they played not one but three songs) we all started chanting "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier" and they came back and played All These Things That I've Done and Exitlude, then as the lights came up and we all stumbled out,What A Wonderful World came over the PA. A perfect night.

And here is that very special song...



More videos will follow soon!

Gravitation!

There are ten reasons why I am putting this up:

One: I'd rather watch youtube than work.

Two: I'm a sad slash freak who gets off on the Yaoi.

Three: I'm never gonna be able to afford Gravi on dvd, so I shall have to make to with the manga and fan-vids...

Four: Its the boys! In full colour! (see above)

Five: Songs about quasi-abusive relationships can be sexy.

Six: The split second shot of Hiro looking up from his yoghurt, to the lyrics "I toss and turn/I can't sleep at night".SEXY.Adds homoerotic undertones to the homoerotic overtones.

Seven: "Don't touch me please" as Yuki backs Shuichi into the corner...brings back all the confusion and frustration from the early tracks.

Eight: Bad Luck on stage! I must search around for that site where you can buy Bad Luck and Nittle Grasper t-shirts...

Nine: I need to get RJ to read the damn books so we can fangirl together.As of now, fangirl can officially be a noun and a verb.See "slag/to slag" and "scout/to be scouted".

Ten: I can't think of a tenth reason, but cummon, this video is great!

Lord Of The Rings-All The Subtext!

Thursday, 11 January 2007

The Dark And Bright Rainbow!

Visit my Internet Rainbow

This is a really cool little site.By clicking on the banner, you will visit the Dark And Bright internet rainbow, and you will automatically add a stripe to it in your own personal colour!

Pointless, but pretty!

Wednesday, 10 January 2007

Monday, 1 January 2007

Wesley

Wesley-centric fics
Deconstructing Wesley


Wesley/Andrew
Wesley and Andrew - Funnel Cakes And Flying Monkeys


Wesley/Angel
Wesley and ANgel - Shadows & Dust Collective


Wesley/Buffy
Wesley and Buffy - Latitude


Wesley/Cordelia
Wesley and Cordelia - Shadows & Dust Collective


Wesley/Dawn
Wesley and Dawn - Lolita In Leather


Wesley/Drusilla
Wesley and Drusilla - Shadows & Dust Collective


Wesley/Faith
Wesley and Faith - Shadows & Dust Collective


Wesley/Fred
Wesley and Fred - Shadows & Dust Collective


Wesley/Lilah
Wesley and Lilah - Double Indemnity
Wesley and Lilah - Shadows & Dust Collective


Wesley/Lindsey
Wesley and Lindsey - Legal-ease


Wesley/Spike
Wesley and Spike - Peaches Wont Be Happy

Willow

Willow-centric fics
Near Her Always
Shadows & Dust Collective

Willow/Anya
Willow and Anya - Shadows & Dust Collective


Willow/Buffy
Willow and Buffy - Shadows & Dust Collective


Willow/Fred
Willow and Fred - Funnier In Latin


Willow/Giles
http://willowgiles.com/" target="_blank">Willow and Giles - Bright Minds And Dark Magics


Willow/Kennedy
Willow and Kennedy - Shadows & Dust Collective


Willow/Spike
Willow and Spike - Pavlovs Bell
Willow and Spike - Shadows & Dust Collective


Willow/Tara
Willow and Tara - Shadows & Dust Collective


Willow/Xander
Willow and Xander - Shadows & Dust Collective

Xander

Xander-centric fics
I Need A Parrot
Shadows & Dust Collective


Xander/Andrew
Xander and Andrew - Shadows & Dust Collective
Xander and Andrew - Funnel Cakes And Flying Monkeys


Xander/Angel
Xander and Angel - Kinetic
Xander and Angel - Shadows & Dust Collective


Xander/Anya
Xander and Anya - Shadows & Dust Collective


Xander/Buffy
Xander and Buffy - Shadows & Dust Collective


Xander/Cordelia
Xander and Cordelia - Old School


Xander/Giles
Xander and Giles - No One Knows


Xander/Graham
Xander and Graham - Impure Things


Xander/Lindsey
Xander and Lindsey - Shadows & Dust Collective
Xander and Lindsey - Legal-ease


Xander/Willow
Xander and Willow - Shadows & Dust Collective


Spander
Xander and Spike - S/X and Violence
Xander and Spike - Shadows & Dust Collective

Warren

Warren-centric Fics
Misunderstood



Warren/Andrew
Warren and Andrew - Down With The Sickness
Warren and Andrew - Funnel Cakes And Flying Monkeys

Oz

Oz-centric Fics
Monosyllabic Eccentricity


Oz/Andrew
Oz and Andrew - Funnel Cakes And Flying Monkeys


Oz/Angel
Oz and Angel - Incredibly Pale
Oz and Angel - Slashing The Angle

Oz/Lindsey
Oz and Lindsey - Legal-ease


Oz/Giles
Oz and Giles - Loaded

Spike

Spike-centric fics
Fists And Fangs
Shadows & Dust Collective
Sugar And Spike


Spanya
Spike and Anya - Moving On


Spuffy
Spike and Buffy - Sinister Attraction
Spike and Buffy - Shadows & Dust Collective
Spike and Buffy - Nautibitz
Spike and Buffy - Tales Of The Slayer


Spangel
Spike and Angel - The Adventures Of Captain Peroxide And Dead Boy
Spike and Angel - Shadows & Dust Collective
Spike and Angel - Squashduck
Spike and Angel - Slashing The Angel


Spike and Angel - Eternal Nightcap


A comical take on the Spike/Angel 'ship, with the boys themselves actually introducing each section of the site. I particularly love the gallery where they're taking the piss out of crap photos of each other, and a big thumbs up for the Toys R Us ad of Puppet!Angel!


Spike and Angel - The Clockwork Vampire

Spike/Andrew
Spike and Andrew - Funnel Cakes And Flying Monkeys

Tucker's Brother
Okay, I know right now someone wants to hit me for reccing an Andrew/Spike fic,Tucker's Brother but is so good that it breaks my little heart every fucking time.

It's not set in Season Seven on their little roadtrip as you might expect, its set way back in Season Six when Spike is still messed-up over Buffy and Andrew is just messed-up over his life.

The pressure of never living up to his sibling, of being a nobody, just "Tucker's Brother", all comes pouring out onto the page.PWP this is not.The feelings of hopelessness and self-loathing and, yes, godammit, wanting to be wanted are just so raw and sincere.Beautiful.Bonus points for the ending that makes me want to cry.

Quote: "It makes me feel like I'm... I don't know... part of something. Like it matters if I'm around." Andrew speaks fast, the words rushing over his tongue.
"Sometimes I feel like I'm not even here. Like- like I have to make people see me or I'll just disappear."
"I get that," Spike says reflectively.
"No, you don't," Andrew snaps. "You don't know what it's like to be me."
Spike chuckles. "I *was* you.


Spike and Dru
Spike and Drusilla - Love Lies Bleeding
Spike and Drusilla - Shadows & Dust Collective



Spander
Spike and Xander - S/X and Violence
Spike and Xander - Shadows & Dust Collective


Spaith
Spike and Faith - Warm Champagne
Spike and Faith - Shadows & Dust Collective


Spawn
Spike and Dawn - Shadows & Dust Collective



Spike/Lindsey
Spike and Lindsey - Legal-ease

Looking At You is my personal favourite.

Cover Art By Laura Shapiro (Used with permission)

Oh yeah, Lindsey comes to Sunnydale in search of Darla, but meets up with a different blonde vampire...They fuck, they fight, and they bitch about Angel. Quote: "Christ, just like Angelus. First he buggers you, then he hits you." I froze. "What did you say?"


Spike/Lilah
Spike and Lilah - Decadent


Spike/Wesley
Spike and Wesley - Peaches Wont Be Happy


Spike/Willow
Spike and Willow - Pavlovs Bell
Spike and Willow - Shadows & Dust Collective


Spike/Fred
Spike and Fred - Flesh For Fantasy
Spike and Fred - Shadows & Dust Collective


Spike/Giles
Spike and Giles - Shadows & Dust Collective


Spike/Riley
Spike and Riley - Shadows & Dust Collective


Spike/Tara
Spike and Tara - Shadows & Dust Collective
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